Quotes

Quotes

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Everyone needs a hobby
GeneralM13


Quote: 1
 Walks into wrong door
OOPS! Wrong hole
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]


Quote: 2
Looks at Diamond chest full of wood
Dayum! We are choking on wood!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]


Quote: 3
I always try to treat people the way i like to be treated
GeneralM13


Quote: 4
Feel the horns
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[01-04-2015]


Quote: 5
People have been Spanking, oops i mean spamming...
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[13-04-2015]


Quote: 6
This happens on a Baily Dasis
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[14-04-2015]


Quote: 7
That for the fuckt, i mean fact
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[27-04-2015]


Quote: 8
That was more or less a Wood-Explosion
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[29-04-2015]


Quote: 9
I'm grabbing this entire field of wheat and i am gonna trade the shit out of that villager
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[29-04-2015]


Quote: 10
DireWoof?
Clauske2000
[Minecraft]
[01-05-2015]


Quote: 11
I will make sure you will get a copy of my seeds when i'm done.....
owh GAWD!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[02-05-2015]


Quote: 12
After Fihn just made a Shrine looking like a penis
This is what happens when you have 2 dutch people at 7AM in the morning,
people die from TNT and then we erect an shrine for the deceased
GeneralM13
Erect, huehue
Fihn
[Minecraft]
[04-05-2015]


Quote: 13
Thank you for the follow and welcome to my privates
BootiLiciousness
[Minecraft]
[08-05-2015]


Quote: 14
I'm not thinking inside the box here
GeneralM13
[Portal 2]
[10-05-2015]


Quote: 15
We need to get the balls up
Juraji
[Portal 2]
[10-05-2015]


Quote: 16
We need to get it up now...
GeneralM13
[Portal 2]
[10-05-2015]


Quote: 17
We don't have enough balls
Juraji
[Portal 2]
[10-05-2015]


Quote: 18
The Legend of Melda: A Faelwen to the Past
Fihn
[Minecraft]
[14-05-2015]


Quote: 19
You should go down on my profile....
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[15-05-2015]


Quote: 20
Where is Bunny (instead of Fihn) to defend us with a folding chair....
GeneralM13
[Game Dev Tycoon]
[17-05-2015]


Quote: 21
GeneralM13 became a General due to his heroic acts in the war between Derparia and the Barbarians of the Fold Chair Republicans
Markenergie
[Minecraft]
[19-05-2015]


Quote: 22
I know exactly how it fools
GeneralM13
[The Sims 4]
[25-05-2015]


Quote: 23
He is not abused, i mean amused...
GeneralM13
[The Sims 4]
[25-05-2015]


Quote: 24
I feel so much wetter then i did earlier guys, thanks for all the love before!....
OMG i mean BETTER not wetter!
Katieelise17
[Minecraft]
[27-05-2015]


Quote: 25
I should make that the title of my 24-hour sleep....
i mean Stream FailFish
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[06-06-2015]


Quote: 26
Smear that all over your meat
GeneralM13
[Jagged Alliance: Back in Action]
[07-06-2015]


Quote: 27
My head did not have the time so...... MEH!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[09-06-2015]


Quote: 28
... Because that spreadshit...... eeehhhhh oops!
GeneralM13
[Tomb Raider]
[19-06-2015]


Quote: 29
Hold on I'm twerking on it
Juraji
[Borderlands 2]
[21-06-2015]


Quote: 30
I'm yanking your train
Juraji
[Borderlands 2]
[21-06-2015]


Quote: 31
I hit it in mid-swoop
GeneralM13
[Borderlands 2]
[21-06-2015]


Quote: 32
That was a shocking experience!
GeneralM13
[Tomb Raider]
[28-06-2015]


Quote: 33
Stupid skeleton, why do you not give head.... ehhhh
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[29-06-2015]


Quote: 34
Look at all the pretty colors,
Oops i think i broke something
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[02-07-2015]


Quote: 35
All Hail Lord Farquad, Reactor King of the Reactorian Army
The Chat
[Minecraft]
[02-07-2015]


Quote: 36
I like it when you enter me General,
i mean Entertain!
Katieelise17
[Minecraft]
[02-07-2015]


Quote: 37
We will call you: Get Rekt von Failson
MasterPwninator
[Minecraft]
[29-07-2015]


Quote: 38
Tweet people the way you want to be tweeted 😛
blast890
[Minecraft]
[30-07-2015]


Quote: 39
Erotic is using a feather, Kinky is using the whole Chicken!
MasterPwninator
[Minecraft]
[30-07-2015]


Quote: 40
If life was like Left 4 Dead,
I'd lock myself in a saveroom and "bang" the nights away!
GeneralM13
[Left 4 Dead 2]
[02-08-2015]


Quote: 41
Read the Cat... Chat*
Dr_Eevee
[Minecraft]
[11-08-2015]


Quote: 42
Just a couple of knobs
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[24-08-2015]


Quote: 43
My Parents kept saying i needed to get Gasses, i mean Glasses!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[25-08-2015]


Quote: 44
I don't even know if that was a fart or an airplane!
GeneralM13
[Dead Island]
[06-09-2015]


Quote: 45
Let me out!!.... Owh wait, there's the door!
[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist]
[12-09-2015]


Quote: 46
I am going to eat myself
GeneralM13
You will eat yourself? Now That's entertainment!!
Fihn
[The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth]
[23-09-2015]


Quote: 47
Life is like a box of chocolate.
You eat the good parts and throw away the rest!
Dr_Eevee
[Minecraft]
[05-10-2015]


Quote: 48
NPC: I'll fiddle with this fucker.
GeneralM13: Just don't stick your dick in the Lock!
[Dead Island]
[12-10-2015]


Quote: 49
Let's see if that guy is done fucking that lock!
GeneralM13
[Dead Island]
[12-10-2015]


Quote: 50
And i will make that into a lock aswell... i mean qoute
GeneralM13
[Dead Island]
[12-10-2015]


Quote: 51
TweeBo: Is it time to come out of the closet yet?
GeneralM13: You'd better not!
[Dead Island]
[12-10-2015]


Quote: 52
looking at a Ram's corpse
Bend over bitch, so i can shove my foot up your ass!
Kicks repeatedly
GeneralM13
[Dead Island]
[12-10-2015]


Quote: 53
Wow! Everything just exploded in my face...
GeneralM13
[Fallout 3]
[05-11-2015]


Quote: 54
I love touching my bunnies!
Damn that sounded so wrong!
GeneralM13
[Fallout 4]
[11-12-2015]


Quote: 55
You guys are making it really hard...
GeneralM13
[Quiplash]
[01-02-2016]


Quote: 56
Please don't stop daddy
Aromac_
[Quiplash]
[16-02-2016]


Quote: 57
A spray-on Aromac:
It's like spray-on tan, but it makes you gay
Aromac_
[Quiplash]
[16-02-2016]


Quote: 58
If that would happen,
I would get killed from 4 sides,
ATLEAST Kreygasm
GeneralM13
[Quiplash]
[16-02-2016]


Quote: 59
And now all we have to do is put this finger in here....
GeneralM13
[Oblivion]
[16-02-2016]


Quote: 60
shoots several arrows into a wolf
How do you like your Spinal Cord piercings now Mr. Wolf?
GeneralM13
[Oblivion]
[18-02-2016]


Quote: 61
Good job Mr. Mountain lion. You couldn't climb a rock.
You have achieved biggest retard in the world, Congratulations
Sil3nt_v
[Oblivion]
[18-02-2016]


Quote: 62
I thought i put those back into the corpse because i didn't want them
GeneralM13
[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]
[22-02-2016]


Quote: 63
Wool_woman: I wanna redo her eyebrows.
GeneralM13: I wanna douse them in gasoline and set them on fire, maybe that will make her smile!
[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]
[23-02-2016]


Quote: 64
Owh a Mudcrab, that's a mob you can blow away if you fart hard enough
GeneralM13
[The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion]
[23-02-2016]


Quote: 65
Who's the better bitch now, Bitch?!
GeneralM13
[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]
[10-03-2016]


Quote: 66
No! His name is Bin Poof!
The Mighty Recycling bin for Treasure
Tribal_warbringer
[The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]
[10-03-2016]


Quote: 67
New Game: STD - Sims Tower Defense Kappa
JforJoe12 & Prophesix
[The Sims 4]
[12-03-2016]


Quote: 68
I love milf..... i mean milk
meremere123
[Stardew Valley]
[14-03-2016]


Quote: 69
I support Genny like a bra! with underwires and everything!
McKay_
[A Hat in Time]
[10-04-2016]


Quote: 70
I'm fucking so hard, GIGGLING NOT FUCKING, GG TYPO
Doyle63
[The Witcher]
[19-04-2016]


Quote: 71
Haha me in a candy store: I will eat them out Kappa
Doyle63
[The Witcher]
[22-04-2016]


Quote: 72
She's like: "Take me from behind"
and he's like: "I can't, i'm too old"
GeneralM13
[The Witcher]
[22-04-2016]


Quote: 73
These guys can't hold their load, can they?
GeneralM13
[Fable Anniversary]
[28-06-2016]


Quote: 74
I Should get a shirt that says:
Blacky Donations ruined my brain, Sadly i don't have any extra's Kappa
GeneralM13
[Assassin's Creed II]
[24-08-2016]


Quote: 75
Yay! i got stabbed!
GeneralM13
[Assassin's Creed II]
[26-08-2016]


Quote: 76
That's one of those moments where you go: OOPS Wrong hole!
GeneralM13
[Fallout 4]
[12-10-2016]


Quote: 77
You don't want me to come out, you want me to come in!
GeneralM13
[Fallout 4]
[31-10-2016]


Quote: 78
I am disappointed by the fact that i don't get gravel from mining a Graveler :C
Mikeygami
[Minecraft]
[13-11-2016]


Quote: 79
Welcome Black Backy
GeneralM13
[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]
[06-12-2016]


Quote: 80
I Should make a sign that says: Genny didn't mean to drive over the bunny, but it happened anyway
GeneralM13
[7 Days to Die]
[11-01-2017]


Quote: 81
Let go of my Pig you Bitch!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft: Story Mode]
[27-01-2017]


Quote: 82
I love nuts
GeneralM13
[IRL]
[22-06-2017]


Quote: 83
I'm stripping people
TweeBo
[The Sims 4]
[23-06-2017]


Quote: 84
It's too damn Long
GeneralM13
[IRL]
[08-07-2017]


Quote: 85
You're making it hard for me
TweeBo
[The Sims 4]
[10-07-2017]


Quote: 86
Shake it baby
GeneralM13
[IRL]
[19-07-2017]


Quote: 87
Don't be Salty,
Be Marinated because you are a mix of emotions!
Blast890
[IRL]
[26-07-2017]


Quote: 88
I don't have any issues making it hard,
i have a trouble keeping it hard
TweeBo
[IRL]
[09-08-2017]


Quote: 89
I was doing it right,
but i was doing it wrong
GeneralM13
[The Witness]
[08-09-2017]


Quote: 90
Ok, I'll stop sucking the Cow's ass and i'll just grab the sheep's ass instead!
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[17-11-2017]


Quote: 91
If my child turns into a 2-meter long monstrosity it would be fucking hilarious,
actually it won't be but ok....
GeneralM13
[Dead Cells]
[23-11-2017]


Quote: 92
I'm gonna do something REAL nasty, Real quick
GeneralM13
[7 Days to Die]
[11-01-2018]


Quote: 93
This is LARGE, Oh my god!
TweeBo
[Star Wars: The Old Republic]
[24-02-2018]


Quote: 94
IT doesn't have the same feel to it
GeneralM13
[IRL]
[25-02-2018]


Quote: 95
I was fiddling with it and before i knew it, i had a piece THIS big
GeneralM13
[Star Wars: The Old Republic]
[19-04-2018]


Quote: 96
It's a bit big
TweeBo
[House Flipper]
[19-08-2018]


Quote: 97
I've got crabs
GeneralM13
[Stardew Valley]
[24-11-2018]


Quote: 98
I've got some hard wood
GeneralM13
[Stardew Valley]
[24-11-2018]


Quote: 99
I'm such an idiot
GeneralM13
[The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time]
[24-01-2019]


Quote: 100
That is one deep Cave, i don't dare to jump in....
Falls into cave
TweeBo
[Boundless]
[13-02-2019]


Quote: 101
Finger for scale
GeneralM13
[Just Chatting]
[19-05-2019]


Quote: 102
What I could do is break wind
GeneralM13
[Thief Simulator]
[24-06-2019]


Quote: 103
Welcome Blocky.... Uhm Blacky
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[29-07-2019]


Quote: 104
And now we have a black of grass.. i mean a block
GeneralM13
[Minecraft]
[30-07-2019]


Quote: 105
Quoting GeneralM13: "My Brain is all over the place every time"
Ladies and Gentlement, i give you GeneralM13, a medical impossibility.
Lasharus
[Minecraft]
[12-08-2019]


Quote: 106
Sorry guys, She Survived
TweeBo
[The Sims 4]
[28-09-2019]


Quote: 107
I'm always an asshat... Kappa
Watsupduck
[Minecraft]
[11-11-2019]